It's Julia. This tumblr is a long story.

drwatscn:

imagine magnussen flicking hannibal’s face and hannibal biting his finger off

❒ single ❒ taken ✔*star trek theme music*

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

razzamatazzmeena:

highfunctioningsociopath11:

Found this banana on Harry Potter and Jo Rowling’s birthday :)

I was there to see the magic banana.  It was awesome.

…and we sung Happy Birthday at dinner. :)

razzamatazzmeena:

highfunctioningsociopath11:

Found this banana on Harry Potter and Jo Rowling’s birthday :)

I was there to see the magic banana.  It was awesome.

…and we sung Happy Birthday at dinner. :)

razzamatazzmeena:

This is possibly the cutest most amazing video I’ve ever seen.  Why doesn’t it have more like five million views?

OMGasdfghjkl. I cannot handle this much cuteness.

razzamatazzmeena:

doctorwho:

Doctor Who New Fall Season Series 7 Launch Trailer

Coming this fall to BBC America, BBC One, and SPACE

Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

Yessss.

theusefulnessofastopwatch:

FOUR. DAYS. UNTIL. MUMFORD. AND. SONS. I CANNOT. CONTAIN. MY. JOY. 

theycallmeleia:

happened to me all the time in grade school. THE WORST SHIT EVER! 


 …except the friend section is actually much smaller.

theycallmeleia:

happened to me all the time in grade school. THE WORST SHIT EVER!

…except the friend section is actually much smaller.

Barnes & Nobles

  • That will be $17.20
    Man working at Barnes & Noble:
  • *reads check out sign* Whoa that Is not what I thought it said
    Julia:
  • What did you think it said?
    Me:
  • I'll tell you later
    Julia:
  • *says with actual disappointment* Well that's not very nice
    Man: